tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33294681.post1699593711389200977..comments2023-10-31T10:19:17.207-05:00Comments on This Blog Is Not Funny: Three Quick ThingsGarrett Reidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13161424441188544717noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33294681.post-43199052140307060812007-02-14T22:29:00.000-06:002007-02-14T22:29:00.000-06:00Punky - I can't believe I messed up that capital F...Punky - I can't believe I messed up that capital F thing. I had a good joke going there, and totally fucked it up. As someone that enjoys all kinds of beer, from Bud Light to Guinness on tap, I can't comment on the urine to beer comparison. I can, however, say that urine, after several beers, still tastes like urine.Garrett Reidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13161424441188544717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33294681.post-74724964779269342582007-02-14T21:05:00.000-06:002007-02-14T21:05:00.000-06:00As for the urine/beer joke, that joke originated a...As for the urine/beer joke, that joke originated as American beer vs. urine..have you tasted Bud? That's nasty.Plus your beer has less alcohol than ours.... <BR/>Try something other than Blue or Molson, like Moosehead, Keiths, Rickards...that's some good drinkn'. But let's face it, North American Beer pales in comparison to the great Euro beers.Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13058405638640812537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33294681.post-88014677995029151552007-02-14T18:01:00.000-06:002007-02-14T18:01:00.000-06:00That's a funny joke...I enjoy it all too well...it...That's a funny joke...I enjoy it all too well...it's funny 'cause it's true. Dang straight the gov't needs to pay for it, that's what socailism is all about...as for the month, well...I live in Quebec so we use the frenchie term, but the rest of Canada wants Quebec to burn in hell, so they wouldn't dream of saying février. (frenchies don't use capital letters for months)Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13058405638640812537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33294681.post-75563106625781360502007-02-14T16:38:00.000-06:002007-02-14T16:38:00.000-06:00Always Kris: The non-talking day failed at the ve...Always Kris: The non-talking day failed at the very end. Sometime late in the day a co-worker came in and started up a conversation. The first half of the day I totally did not talk though. I at lunch at my desk, reading blogs. (It was two slices of combination pizza)<BR/><BR/>L & F - When you say FebROOary, do people look at you like you are an insane person? Because I would. I say Sherbert. Is that wrong? And L & F, when you are leaving comments on my blog you don't have to put disclaimers on your jokes so as not to offend people. Just go ahead and offend. I don't mind.Garrett Reidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13161424441188544717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33294681.post-5758841015463246822007-02-14T10:49:00.000-06:002007-02-14T10:49:00.000-06:00Do you know that I pronounce it FebROOary, like a ...Do you know that I pronounce it FebROOary, like a big tool, because I am English's bitch? It's true. <BR/><BR/>Also, do you say sherBET or sherBERT?<BR/><BR/>Also. People who pronounce it "noo-cue-ler" make me fly in to a rage.<BR/><BR/>Also. Not that I think this is necessarily true, but here you go:<BR/><BR/>What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?<BR/>The taste.A Lover and a Fighterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11111363168909263149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33294681.post-32313523986056708552007-02-13T22:48:00.000-06:002007-02-13T22:48:00.000-06:00Punky - I tried all damn day to think of something...Punky - I tried all damn day to think of something funny to say about cheque v. check, but I couldn't come up with anything good. So instead I went searching for a joke about Canada. This was the first I came across: <BR/><BR/>An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.<BR/><BR/>"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."<BR/><BR/>He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."<BR/><BR/>"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"<BR/><BR/>"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his." <BR/><BR/>*** I'm pathetic I know. Do you have any pull up there in Canada to get them to change the month of February to Reid? Wait, do you even have February or must you call it Février?Garrett Reidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13161424441188544717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33294681.post-58666396195066067462007-02-13T13:56:00.000-06:002007-02-13T13:56:00.000-06:00I would venture to say that anyone with a blog has...I would venture to say that anyone with a blog has too much time on their hands, hence the reason we write. DUH! <BR/><BR/>I am curious to know how your non-verbal communication is going...lunch could prove to be the trickiest part of the day.always krishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11203450565784676458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33294681.post-7813026595090728292007-02-13T10:29:00.000-06:002007-02-13T10:29:00.000-06:00I support adding two more days - only because for ...I support adding two more days - only because for the most part that could give me the potential to have a third paycheque in that month...yes, I spelled it cheque, I am Canadian, blog about how annoying it is that we spell cheque - cheque when talking of our paycheque to differentiate from the "check the box".....<BR/>Seems I have too much time on my hands too....Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13058405638640812537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33294681.post-46123287112022788602007-02-13T10:27:00.000-06:002007-02-13T10:27:00.000-06:00um, did you not see that I proposed changing the n...um, did you not see that I proposed changing the name of February? That is for the good of all mankind. You can't be much more productive than helping all of mankind. So Anonymous. . . You have a good Reid and peace out.Garrett Reidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13161424441188544717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33294681.post-68459828356786767582007-02-13T09:49:00.000-06:002007-02-13T09:49:00.000-06:00You have too much time on your hands. Get a life ...You have too much time on your hands. Get a life or become a productive member of society.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com