We here at This Blog is Not Funny, LLC, a subsidiary of Not Funny Blogs, International, wholly owned and operated by Global Chemical Industries, Inc. Worldwide, would like to formally endorse the consumption of Frito Chili Pie for lunch on a weekly or semi-monthly basis. As part of its endorsement, This Blog is Not Funny, LLC, a subsidiary of Not Funny Blogs, International, wholly owned and operated by Global Chemical Industries, Inc. Worldwide, suggests consumers of Frito Chili Pie take the following measures while consuming:
1) Choose a quality chili from a well-known, respected and trusted restaurant or vendor of chilis.
2) Add shredded cheese to the top of the heaping mound of chili.
3) Onions are preferred as a topping by This Blog is Not Funny, LLC, a subsidiary of Not Funny Blogs, International, wholly owned and operated by Global Chemical Industries, Inc. Worldwide.
4) Avoid the Jalapeño if offered. It will only take away from the natural goodness that is the Frito base, and dilute the natural taste that the combination of crunchy diced onions, over hot chili, creates.
5) If possible, request the Frito Chili Pie light on the Fritos. Then buy a second bag of Fritos. As you consume the Frito Chili Pie, add fresh Fritos to the mixture so as to prolong the sensation of fresh crunchy Fritos throughout the course of your dining experience.
If you live in a location that does not serve a Frito Chili Pie, your locale may be Godless and uncivilized. I suggest you move, and may God have mercy on your soul.
1) Choose a quality chili from a well-known, respected and trusted restaurant or vendor of chilis.
2) Add shredded cheese to the top of the heaping mound of chili.
3) Onions are preferred as a topping by This Blog is Not Funny, LLC, a subsidiary of Not Funny Blogs, International, wholly owned and operated by Global Chemical Industries, Inc. Worldwide.
4) Avoid the Jalapeño if offered. It will only take away from the natural goodness that is the Frito base, and dilute the natural taste that the combination of crunchy diced onions, over hot chili, creates.
5) If possible, request the Frito Chili Pie light on the Fritos. Then buy a second bag of Fritos. As you consume the Frito Chili Pie, add fresh Fritos to the mixture so as to prolong the sensation of fresh crunchy Fritos throughout the course of your dining experience.
If you live in a location that does not serve a Frito Chili Pie, your locale may be Godless and uncivilized. I suggest you move, and may God have mercy on your soul.
7 comments:
I see you have done this before. There is nothing better than a good Frito chili pie (w/extra onions - everyone at work loves me!). Nothing, I tell you. Also, Global Chemical Industries might be copyrighted by Globo-Chem. Pit Pat would make a wonderful FCP spokesman. Disregard if no one watches the best show that ever was: Mr. Show.
The Management would also like to suggest BiscuitsNGravy in the vein of Things That Will Kill You But Who Cares, They Are F-Ing Delicious.
pull my finger.
I'm thinkin' the south corners the market in food sodeliciouswhocaresifitisbadforya! Great post... makes me ready for football season!
I hate Frito pie.
Shredded cheese?! You are supposed to cut open the side of the single serving bag, spoon in the chili and then poor melted nacho cheese on top and then sprinkle with onions and pray that you don't melt your own hand flesh.
i think i'm scared. it was all more or less fine (you know, minus the meat) until that bit about the onions, and then i lost you completely.
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