Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Relationships

Being in a relationship can be fun. As some of you know - I've been dating a girl. (By the way, her name is Susan - she would "prefer it" if I didn't talk about her on here. I told her, "don't be silly. If I mention you on the blog, it's not about you. It's always about me.") I'm learning all kinds of super fantastic things.

For example: Apparently, the best answer to the question of "you know what we should try this weekend?" is not "anal sex?"

You learn something every day, I suppose. (It turns out she was thinking more along the lines of trying a new Indian restaurant.)

14 comments:

stephen said...

Wow, you catch on quick. I've been married 11 years and that's still my answer to everything...And I do mean everything

"What do you want for supper tonight?"

"anal sex"

blythe said...

not that i know from experience or anything, but i would definitely NOT combine trying that new indian restaurant with anal sex.

New Texan said...

Yes... Indian food and anal sex. Two great tastes that do not go great together.

Garrett Reid said...

Stephen: If it works 1% of the time you are in heaven though, buddy.

Blythe: I am now coming to you for all of my sex tips.

New Tex: I kind of feel bad for those 1.1 billion Indians and their lack of anal intercourse.

Mortarbored said...

I've never understood why guys go for anal sex. Why would I ever want to put my junk in someone's garbage shoot?

blythe said...

anytime, g-dog.

and, MB, i think you mean chute. it's a rare thing when i get to correct someone's grammar. don't take this away from me.

Yvo said...

So... you're one of those people who gets into a relationship and abandons all their friends, eh? ;)

kelsi said...

blythe - he may mean chute, but don't you think that "shoot" is pretty hysterical?

and gr, just keep trying. eventually, you'll wear her down. probably.

Garrett Reid said...

Mortar: I don't know, but that reminds me. I once saw a porn where the girl was putting things in her pee hole. It's got to be better than that, right? (Was that too graphic?)

B.B.spot: Way to go. You can be elitist here all day long. I'm cool with it.

Yvo: I don't think so, but the relationship probably should take priority because it involves the sex, and hanging with my friends doesn't have much to do with that.

Kelsi: No more asking. Now I am going to try subliminal messages while she sleeps. (Butt sex is good. . . you want to try butt sex . . . just say yes to butt sex)

Anonymous said...

What's the deal?

Why do you guys enjoy it so? It feel good or cause it's something you can't have?

I'm a chick and I enjoy it when a guy does it right!

mindy said...

Garrett: Women can put things in their pee-holes? Are you sure? Seems to me you're just asking for a urinary tract infection on that one.

Diarrhea of the Mouth said...

ok i use to be scared of the whole anal sex thing. really it's not that bad. only the first few minutes hurt. after that it's all good.

Eve said...

Hahahaha. Yes, what is so great about it?

And it's a urethra, not pee-hole. Geez, do you call it the poop-chute/shoot?

Maxine Dangerous said...

Yuck, Indian food. Yay, anal sex! Heh. I should definitely drink more wine now. :D