I have an announcement. Very important. If you are coming to this blog (most likely because you have googled midget porn) and you want to express your love for me, please e-mail me directly. I cannot be expected to scour through thousands of comments looking for the random hot girl that likes to bang washed up, has been, arrogant, semi-humorous former bloggers. Don't get me wrong, I do that regularly, but there are some comments that I miss. I am certainly happy to bang anyone that wants banging, but you have to meet me half way here. Please, meet me half way.
In other news, how sad is it that my ego is still fueled by reading five-year old comments telling me that I am awesome? I know I'm awesome, but it is nice to hear it from anonymous people who stopped searching for midget porn long enough to leave a comment.