Monday, August 28, 2006

A Hot Girl in the Stairwell - A Romantic Interlude

Sometimes it is the little things in life that make it worth living. Take today: I walked down eleven flights of stairs to get some lunch because the elevators in my building are broken. You read that right. Elevators. Plural. From my floor we have 6 elevators. All of them were inoperable. How can that be possible? I thought about sending an intern, but management frowns upon forced humiliation towards interns. Humiliation doesn't begin until after you are a full-timer. Anyway, as I was passing floor 6 there was a very hot girl walking up the stairs, coming toward me. She obviously worked in some other department since I had never seen her before. When we reached one another, and passed, I made an attempt at humor, saying, "I hope the company updated the life insurance policy to include death from stairs" ha, ha - I know. The point is, she responded, "you look like you are in pretty good shape to me." That was it - then she just kept on walking. Did I mention how hot she was?

There is no point to this story. I just wanted to share that with someone since no one was around to hear it. Hot girl said I looked good. She looked me up and down and thought to herself, "I must have him - tell him he is incredibly sexy and breathtakingly handsome!" Now that I think of it though, no one is around to read this either. If no one hears a hot girl say she wants your body right there in the stairway, did it really happen?

So I walked 22 flights of stairs (11 down - 11 up (try and keep up with the story)). I saw a hot girl. Hot girl and I almost had sex on steps 3 and 4 of floor six.

6 comments:

X said...

I just bookmarked your site because you make me laugh and I hope to be entertained in the future.

No pressure.

---X

view from the other side said...

you don't look so hot to me...

Anonymous said...

hahaha.


someone's a cheeky monkey.

Garrett Reid said...

X - Thank you for bookmarking the site. I assure you there is no chance at all to be entertained. If laughing at the misfortune of others is your thing, then you are in the right place my friend.

View - I could not agree more. I do not look so hot to you. However, on those nights when I drink heavily and stare at myself naked in the mirror, I find I am very attractive.

That Girl - Thanks for the courtesy laugh. I hope that you were talking about ME being a cheeky monkey. I am not sure what cheeky monkey means per se, but I hope that it has something to do with you wanting to do naughty things with me.

view from the other side said...

yuk... what an image to leave in my mind. its going to take my buddy jose cuervo a long time to remove it...

Anonymous said...

hmmm...what kind of naughty things?


I would be willing to tag a building. however I lack spray painting skills.



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