Two sons of Andy Reid targets of gun, drug probes
While I enjoy guns and heroin as much as the next guy, I am not the Garrett Reid you are looking for. However, I want to welcome you here and invite you to stay and look around. I have a couple of stories about a girl that refuses to flush her toilet paper, one about bad Mexican food and a few others about. . . well, I don't really know what my stories are about. Mostly they tend to ramble, lack humor, or a point. Often they are riddled with spelling errors, contain glaring grammatical mistakes and show no sign of proper sentence structure.
My credentials (partial list):
Once, when I was 12, I was asked to pose for the "swim suit" issue of "Boy Scout Magazine" by my boy scout leader. He was sent away before my modeling career even began.
I was having sex with high school teachers long before it was popular to do so.
Sometimes, when I masturbate, I think of Jane Pauley.
Yesterday, I ate an entire box of Fruity Pebbles cereal.
I am being stalked by no less than 3 women. (two of which I may or may not have had sex with).
So, you be the judge.